i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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Richard Madden can just take his white streak of hair, his scottish accent, his smile, his sex stare, his lip biting.
HE CAN JUST TAKE IT
AND SHOVE IT UP HIS OWN ASSJESUS CHRIST I HATE HIM SO MUCH
to get a lot of followers you need a popular post
to get a popular post you need a lot of followers
to get a job you need experience
to get experience you need a job
to get a car you need a job
to get a job you need a car
to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places
to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction
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Zombie movies that are worth your time +
Zombieland (2009)
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I’ve come to realize that you can’t have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland.
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